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4009 - Gift Grub: Christy Moore’s Ode To Water Restrictions
Welcome to today, this is your captain speaking. With Iano at the helm, the Breakfast Show brings you up to speed on everything. News, sport, guests, giveaways, listener interaction and music - not to mention the legendary Gift Grub - all add to the mix of this 2-hour radio rollercoaster. Buckle up and come and have your breakfast.
4009 - Gift Grub: Christy Moore’s Ode To Water Restrictions
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Welcome to today, this is your captain speaking. With Iano at the helm, the Breakfast Show brings you up to speed on everything. News, sport, guests, giveaways, listener interaction and music - not to mention the legendary Gift Grub - all add to the mix of this 2-hour radio rollercoaster. Buckle up and come and have your breakfast.

Episode's summary

In this episode of Gift Grub on the Ian Dempsey Breakfast Show, legendary musician Christy Moore joins the program to share his concerns regarding a nationwide hosepipe ban. Moore expresses anxiety over increased surveillance and neighborly snitching, presenting an original comedic song that satirizes the social paranoia and personal hygiene sacrifices resulting from water restrictions. The episode also features promotional information for Apple Green's annual 24-7 event, highlighting one-day-only food and service offers available this Friday.

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Highlights

The legendary Christy Moore wants to come on to the Breakfast Show this morning to have a discussion with the nation.

00:01:05 · The hosts introduce the unexpected appearance of Christy Moore on the show.

It was like as if we weren't in Newbridge anymore. It was like living in East Germany in 1973.

00:02:12 · Christy Moore compares the atmosphere of neighborly surveillance during a hosepipe ban to life in East Germany.

Neighbours, they'll be wondering just which fecker's doing the snitching.

00:02:56 · A lyric from Moore's song about the paranoia caused by water restrictions.

Say you were doing your patriotic duty and only gave it the one flush.

00:03:24 · Moore sings about making excuses for low water usage in the bathroom.

Episodes

4009-

Gift Grub: Christy Moore’s Ode To Water Restrictions

In this episode of Gift Grub on the Ian Dempsey Breakfast Show, legendary musician Christy Moore joins the program to share his concerns regarding a nationwide hosepipe ban. Moore expresses anxiety over increased surveillance and neighborly snitching, presenting an original comedic song that satirizes the social paranoia and personal hygiene sacrifices resulting from water restrictions. The episode also features promotional information for Apple Green's annual 24-7 event, highlighting one-day-only food and service offers available this Friday.

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Gift Grub: Mayo Pray For Sam Maguire's Return

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22 Jul 2026
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Gift Grub: Lotto Balls 46 & 47 Speak Out

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21 Jul 2026
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Gift Grub: Davy Fitz Has His Heart Set On Galway

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20 Jul 2026
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Gift Grub: Dumphy Slams the World Cup Final

In this episode, Eamon Dunphy joins the program to provide a critique of the recent World Cup final between Spain and Argentina. The discussion covers the match outcome, featuring Ferran Torres and Nico Williams, alongside a highly critical review of the halftime entertainment involving Madonna, Justin Bieber, and Shakira. Dunphy offers his perspective on the quality of the football and the spectacle surrounding the event.

20 Jul 2026