You Cannot Be Serious

You Cannot Be Serious

Topical chat and opinions on the hear and now
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Episodes

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Episode 382 - Part 2 - Ian Cook

07 Oct 2026
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Episode 382 - Part 1 - Who's Who in the Zoo

07 Oct 2026
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Episode 381 - Part 2 - Being Played

The speaker criticizes media outlets like the Daily Mail, Channel 9, and the ABC for perceived hypocrisy and bias regarding controversial statements. He discusses his support for Pauline Hanson's views on immigration and historical settlement, while also touching upon AFL controversies and religious practices in other countries. The episode further explores political tensions in Australia and the US, praising Donald Trump's global influence and Pauline Hanson's approach to media. The speaker also critiques 'Welcome to Country' ceremonies and political figures like Lydia Thorpe, arguing that such elements create division within the country.

30 Sep 2026
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Episode 381 - Part 1 - AFL Review

The speaker discusses his decision to move to Europe due to dissatisfaction with the Victorian government and reflects on his career as an interviewer, emphasizing his commitment to verbatim reporting. He also warns about the prevalence of AI-generated misinformation on social media. The episode continues with a critique of AFL leadership, coaching changes, and declining umpiring standards. The speaker further addresses the superficiality of the Brownlow Medal and laments the intense media scrutiny placed on athletes' personal lives following recent controversies involving the Sydney Swans.

30 Sep 2026
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Episode 380 - Ducking and Weaving

The hosts dive into recent AFL controversies, ranging from Brownlow Medal voting debates and disputes over the Goal of the Year to controversial umpiring decisions involving Jarman Impey and Geelong. The discussion also covers player conduct, including Lockie Neal's jumper punch and the disciplinary implications for the Sydney Swans players. Looking ahead, the episode explores the leadership landscape at North Melbourne following Alastair Clarkson's departure and previews the upcoming AFL Grand Final between Brisbane and Fremantle. The hosts conclude with reflections on the NFL's impact in Melbourne and their final predictions for the premiership and Norm Smith Medal.

23 Sep 2026